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Posted by on 05 Dec 2005 in Airplane Jokes

Airline Joke of the Day

As their time to migrate approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so they decided to fly "airline."



When they checked their baggage, the staff at the check-in noticed that they were carrying two dead raccoons. "Do you wish to check the raccoons through as luggage?" she asked.

"No, thanks," replied the vultures. "They're carrion."



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